MOTPB (Pre-Order)

The two hardest hosses to ever do it.

Wear this shirt and squat 500lbs.
Put this on and eat three spaghetti dinners.
Use it as a rag to wipe the counter after you accidentally spilled a 2L bottle of Diet Shasta.
Wrap it around your fist and use it to smash through the window of your '93 Toyota Tercel after you accidentally lock the keys inside.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a pre-order and will take a bit of time to get out to you.